Friday, December 23, 2011

I write to my favorite columnist ......

In her recent column in The Globe and Mail, Margaret Wente asks "Is Stephen Harper the Dear Leader in disguise?", to which, I replied as follows:-

Dear Margaret:

Stodgy Stephen is popular because:

(1.) He's a good-looking pirate;
(2.) His mouth isn't crooked like Old Crooked Mouth;
(3.) He speaks honest-to-God English we can understand;
(4.) He hasn't been trying to Quebecify the Rest of Canada!

For those reasons, many of us are willing, if not to kiss his
ass until he barks like a fox, at least to vote for him over
the alternatives.

Enjoy your day!

Ray in North Van.

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