'Breakfast Of Champions'

I know what you're thinking, but forget whatever you've heard....

THIS is the real Breakfast Of Champions, - and it's absolutely sinful !

"What is it?" you ask. It's one quarter of a Safeway's Mincemeat Pie, with a slice of Kraft Singles (thick) melted over the top for 45 seconds in a 1200-watt microwave, just before it vanished inside Yours Truly. Any more questions?

"Is there any left?" you ask. Yes, there surely is, but not enough for two!