From Tom in New York....

Thanks, Tom... I really needed this one!

 And where the hell did you find my picture?

H.L. Mencken said: "The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."

The Duc de la Rochefoucauld said: "Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example."

George Burns said: "When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive."

And Ellen said: "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is!" 

And I have to add here: "Relax, Kids! We never run out of stupid things to do."