No candle holder? Candle too short? Float it in a bottle of water. And yes, this is the kind of morning I'm having today. I really don't have anything better to do.
But I'm damned good at it. There's no fool like an Old Fool because you simply can't beat experience! And when you're too old for Makin' Whoopie you have to find something else for amusement. It'll never replace sex, but beggars can't be choosers. Considering my exploits with prostate cancer and fast motorcycles and wild women and strong whiskey and more than my share of stupidity, I'm extremely fortunate to still be here and able to tell you about it.
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