Apple's designer whines at us...

Dear Jon, you whining little sniveler -
Put away the 'injured puppy' look and listen up! If we're surrounded by all these anonymous, poorly-made objects, people like you are to blame, so don't insinuate it's somehow the consumer's fault. And as for all that interminable sweating over details, given the prices demanded for Apple products, they'd damned-well better be good, or your ass becomes toast, Kid, because we aren't paying those prices for ordinary junk. And try not to get too full of yourself - my spies, including a former Apple dealer, tell me that Apple has just as many problems with its precious goodies as anyone else does, and you just happen to be better at not letting on. So ease up on the bullshit, and keep up the fair work.