Your morning eye-opener...

Gentlemen, Please! Let's not be so snarky here! After all, she has all her own teeth, (unlike her old man) and she's a hell of a lot better looking than Tiger in or out of the woods. And she's obviously more appealing cover material than most red-blooded Editors could resist. So quit your bitching! We're just trying to sell a few magazines here to guys who have to go to the Pro Shop to find their balls.

P.S. - Want a 'wallpaper' of her? (What do you mean, "of her what?")....