Wednesday, May 7, 2014

USA Today, Tonight....


I wouldn't buy a used car from either of these crafty rascals because I have never believed that BS baffles brains, and I already know that it starts when she sinks in your arms, and it ends with your arms in her sink! But don't take my word for it - go make your own mistakes. But first, ask yourself one question: 'What's a 79-year-old like Neil Clark Warren doing, trying to hustle us for a buck, if he's already 14 years into his Social Security, and too old to cut the mustard, and likely too pooped to puff?' 

Alan King said, "If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books."

W. Somerset Maugham said, "Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other."

The Earl of Chesterfield said, "Sex: The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable."

Any questions? 

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