Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Fluid Dynamics 101: Peeing like a gentleman


This vital research reminds me of a story. A big black guy and a smaller whitey are standing side-by-side at the urinals, and the white guy can't help noticing there are two initials tattooed on the black man's impressive waterworks. So he says, "Excuse me, but is that 'W' and 'J' your initials?". The black guy smiles and replies, "Not exactly. If you could see it all, it says 'Welcome to Jamaica'..."

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  1. The way I heard it was a frail guy was in the hospital and the nurses found out that he had a name tattooed on his tallywacker...It said,"SHORTY"...He asked one of the nurses for a date when he was released from the hospital and she accepted ...The next day she came to work all disheveled and smiling...and told the rest of them that the tattoo read..."SHORTY'S SHELL SERVICE STATION, SASKATOON SASKATCHEWAN"

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