Testing....testing.....testing....???

I think I just hit "The Great Wall" trying to ping China's central news agency.....

...but it's definitely alive and well and living in Beijing - they just don't want any two-way exchanges, it seems. So I can't tell them to fuck off with their Spam! Too bad - I really wanted to do that. With a surname like mine, one imagines even a trained kangaroo could deduce that I'm not natively Chinese....