Saturday, March 28, 2015

"WHAZZAMATTAWIDIT?"




Question Everything:

So, what the hell is a "STONG"? Is it bigger than a breadbox? Hotter than a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model in her unmentionables? Smellier than a pile of horse-buns and cow-pies out behind the barn? Is it big and hairy, and all teeth and arsehole? Or could you let the kids play with it safely? What IS it?????

And after we get that settled, how do we know these guys are looking at stuff colliding out there? What if it's just come out of a white hole, and is forming new accretion disks, like in cell-splitting, where the two like one another, but don't want to co-mingle, tingle and touch? The universe is expanding. Assume that's the same as "growth". Is this how it fills all that extra space? I mean, if these guys can't even spell, how can we trust what they're saying about other stuff? What if they spelled that wrong too, and it doesn't mean what they think at all?  They really should stay where they're at until we can come where they're to, and check personally. 

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