If my daddy was Alec Baldwin, and my mommy looked like this..............
...I'd probably feel like taking my unresolved issues into rehab for a couple of weeks myself. And hope that mommy visits me. It must be hell, being the kid of such parents.... I don't know how the poor thing manages to survive it... maybe those starving orphans in Africa haven't got it so bad after all, you think ?
Looking at the ever-radiant Kim Basinger here, I'm reminded for some reason of Ziggie Stardust, David Bowie's alter ego. I wonder if they ever dated? They'd have made one hell of a couple!