You can't see it for the fog this morning, but their Hollyburn Country Club has a family membership fee of $45,000.00 CDN. And that's not a typo! They offer installment payments, but they frown while discussing them, as though your ancestors perhaps were pirates or some other disreputable characters. Even if I had millions, I wouldn't join a glorified tennis club for that kind of money, no matter if the Queen of England served the drinks! Especially if the Queen of England served the drinks! Bah! Humbug!