Browsing some of the news items on the web, a couple caught my eye:-
The first was in an article by some semi-famous journalist who was babbling on about the environment and "densely populated cities". Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't that what cities do? They wouldn't be "cities" if they weren't also "densely populated". If they were just sparsely populated, they'd still be called rural areas, and it would be ten or fifteen kilometres to the nearest bus stop.
The other thing that caught my eye was a story from Idonesia reporting that men who have had penis enlargement cannot become members of the police or military in Indonesia. Apparently, over there, they're looking for big men, not big pricks. There really ought to be more police and military organizations with the same requirements. God knows, it isn't a universal standard, but should be.
It isn't what you've got, it's how you use it, they say. "And who are 'they'?" you ask.... They are us legions of men with only poor to average endowments and a strong fear of enlargement procedures, whether or not approved by Good Housekeeping. Aren't you sorry you asked?
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