Today's 'Question Everything' is:-
"Do any of us really use snail mail these days, except for that junk we keep saying we don't want?"
I suspect the vast majority of us are using the Internet because it's quick, it's easy, it's cheap, and there's nothing to lick. So there, Postmaster!
Every time you lick a stamp, you're kissing the government's ass.
You Rebel, you, Ray! lol! You're SO FUNNY! Shoot! I think we should harness up some snails and see if we can't get better results than I've seen, in the past couple of months! And, hey...if we use Banana slugs, they can gosh-darn "lick" the dang postage stamp and have it ride right on up from his "butt" (etc.) onto the package that's already strung on his back! How efficient would that be?! :-D
ReplyDeleteAlso: snail mail has become unreliable.
ReplyDeleteWith letters and also parcels going amiss.