Dear Google:

You need a better illustrator, and I hasten to add that I'm not after the job. I'm merely pointing out that the above isn't a very good drawing of one of our Mounties. It looks a hell of a lot more like a Boy Scout playing Mr. Dressup in a hat that is several sizes too big - perhaps even made for his horse. And while we're on the subject of Mounties, I can tell you why they took away their horses and put them into cars instead. We don't allow two arseholes on the same horse. One is all they can have.... the SPCA insists! Any questions? 

This is what they actually looked like, back in the good old days, when men were men, and none of us took a knife to a gunfight, get the picture?