Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Today's Google Doodle: The Pony Express....

Today, Google is The Pony Express, and then some....




And it's only 42 milliseconds away, as the crow flies. Isn't technology wonderful? Thank You, Google! You've made life a lot more fun and a lot easier.

I only have one request: Could you fix Blogger so that the font I choose becomes the default until I again change it to another? Thanks in advance for making an old man very happy. What do you mean, "You can't"? What you really mean is, "We won't, because it isn't that big a deal." Not to you, maybe. You're too busy pretending to be big important coders at Google, in the heart of downtown Silicon Valley. Just remember - it was silicon that got Precocious Pam Anderson into all that trouble, and onto the cover of Playboy thirteen times, so be careful there, Kiddies. Do you want to end up in bed with The Hef? And his 89-year-old limp dick, and nightstand full of Viagra? In a room that smells like Saturday night at Madam Lazonga's Palace of Earthly Delights? And have it all recorded on video for posterity? Well, then, shame on you, you naughty thing you - and I'll take three copies, please....

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