And now.....

I'm just throwing this in to remind everyone that it's fun making your own Themes for Windows, and they don't all have to be "safe for work" as they say.

In fact, some of mine will raise your blood pressure thirty points, or get you sitting in a corner, crying over lost youth, depending on your age. But they're much more fun to look at than a standard Windows logo, or bland scenery. That much, I'm quite sure of - I planned it that way.

Updating three operating systems with several Windows updates each is another story entirely. That can take time. And while that's going on, a couple of other programs announce newer versions, adding to the whole process. But I did it to myself, so I really shouldn't bitch about it. And it keeps me off the porn sites.

The porn industry is where silicone goes to die. And if we had to use all the contortions some of those kids do, we'd probably swear off sex after about six months of back-breaking activity, and take up something more relaxing, like Lion-taming, or motorcycle racing, or being shot out of a cannon at the circus.