Question Everything: Cruz Control: Whazzamattawidyouzeguys???

After all the stink raised by those shit-disturbing Republicans over Barack Obama's place of birth, how in hell can they now turn around and run a guy verifiably born-in-Canada (The Great White North) for President of these United States? Is there one set of laws for Republicans, and another for sane citizens?

If an Albertan like Ted Cruz can qualify to run for President of the United States, then a British Columbian like me, who has been a loyal tax-paying Canadian for 39 years longer than Ted Cruz deserves a fair opportunity to enter that race.
Unfortunately, I haven't had any brain injuries, and I'm not Republican, nor do I have any desire to become one. Grandma was in the hospital on life support, and her brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. That was the first time we ever had a Republican in the family....