Question Everything:
What's going on at 'Two and a Half Men'? This is the second cast member to self-destruct so very publicly and bizarrely.
This kid gets a third of a million dollars per episode, and the little nitwit isn't happy with that. Does he realize how long it takes an average 'Joe Lunchbucket' to earn that kind of money?
And what's all that bullshit about God speaking to him personally and telling him to clean up his act? I have news for that kid - God doesn't grab you by the collar and tell you anything - you have to ask, and ask very politely and very sincerely, and that frame of mind isn't usually found around Hollywood production studios nor among your teenaged pals of the 'young & horny & desperate' crowd. But God did say "Bite not the hand that feeds you, lest you quickly become an unemployed homeless bum."
I'd have the drinking water analyzed at that production studio if it were me - I think there's something really strange going on there. They seem to have discovered something that turns rational greedy actors into wild-eyed babbling idiots with no respect for their employers or their audience. And Angus T. Jones' advice to stop watching comes a bit late. He evidently hasn't noticed that the show died when his pal Charlie Sheen threw away his meds and went ape a while back....
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