Extraterrestrials?

 

Attaboy, Stephen! When you can't bear to look the voters in the eye, look for those on another planet. Typical politician. If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, then baffle them with your bullshit!

The proof that there's life on other planets consists of the fact that none of them has ever contacted us, as some wit so eloquently said. And while outer space fascinates us, it's the local inhabitants who cause all the problems around here.

And if you want a cheap trip to outer space, just download and install this program. You can even select a planet you're viewing to make it your home base from which to view the rest of the universe. So you can visit Mars without it costing a million dollars per pound to land you there. Isn't technology great?