Old Golfers Never Die...

If a sudden storm comes up, don't hold up your club, shaking it at the Heavens, and shouting "Storms Suck!". It could result in "living better electrically" but for just an instant... Should Tiger hang up his golf bag, and take up something he can win at, like Tiddlywinks? Old golfers never die, they just have a lot more trouble with their balls...