How do you get bald, toothless & impotent ?

We surveyed 100 lounge lizards and among the top ten answers, the most popular one was:- "Running around the block before breakfast in your underwear on cold mornings." Would I lie to you? Have I ever? How often? That often? - Enjoy your day, Joggers.

I've never been a jogger, but I've been a biker since I was 10 years old, and I still get out on it periodically, and go play in the traffic. I wish I'd improved as much in the last 65 years as bicycles have. But I have trouble believing some of those prices. Some bikes today cost more than my first brand-new car. That was $2995.00 and included a full tank of gas.