Religion: What's wrong with it? And the answer is......

 

This is what you get for sixty-five million. It can cruise at 92% of the speed of sound, and has a maximum altitude of 51,000 feet, or 9.6 miles. They ought to buy this for the televangelist, because it's absolutely the closest he's ever going to get to Heaven, and you can bet your ass on that. Spreading the gospel by keeping his program on the air is entirely different from keeping him up in the air in a luxurious private jet. But he's not the only Bible-puncher with his or her own jet. Joyce Meyer has one too. There's real gold in that Bible-punching game if you have the gift of the gab and can lie with a straight face.... and let's face it, it's all showbiz, Folks. And every day, people are straying away from the church and going back to God, as Lenny Bruce once said. Now you know why.