If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal

Mark Twain said: "It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress."

Nikita Khrushchev said: "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even where there are no rivers."

Voltaire said: "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."

Plato said: "Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."

And George Burns said: "Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

Frank H. Simonds said: "There is but one way for a newspaperman to look at a politician and that is down."