Wednesday, March 4, 2015

It's what's up front that counts...


At the risk of seeming indelicate, there's an old saying that goes "More than a mouthful is wasted."

Guys tend to think that gals with large breasts are going to be better lovers than those less well endowed. Scientifically speaking, nothing could be further from the truth. Smaller breasts are more sensitive. The nerves in a small breast are closer together than those in a larger one. Think of a balloon that has dots on it, but isn't fully inflated. Those dots will be closer together than when the balloon is inflated to a larger size. Nerve endings in a breast are like those dots, and are closer together in smaller ones, so the sensitivity is greater. While big breasts may be more visually appealing, they're more of a problem for those who have them, and they're less sensitive than small ones, according to the experts.

2 comments:

  1. I never realized that you were such an expert on woman's breasts. It's good to know, in case I ever have a question.

    But, one thing? "More than a mouthful is wasted." Do you think this is the source of the term bigmouth?

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  2. There's only two kinds of Bigmouths:
    Bigmouth Bass, and Bigmouth Bastards.

    And that's today's news from Mammary Lane.... any questions?

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