'Otto The Autopilot'....

The pilot interacts with it using a touchscreen and voice control? So it can be an automated drone flying on one side of the world, and the pilot can be sitting comfortably at a desk on another side of the world, relaying commands to it via satellites? Just like radio-controlled model aircraft, but more sophisticated, further away, and more antisocial - is that what you're trying to say, cousin? Don't we have that kind of hardware already? What do you mean, 'Microsoft made us a deal we couldn't refuse on unsold touchscreens with Windows 8.1 pre-installed'? ..... Shouldn't you wait for Windows 9?