Today's Trivia:

Think high school yearbook superlatives - if Lindsay Lohan and Julia Roberts were classmates.
Julia is definitely in the wrong class, and my Time Machine is overdue for its 20-year warranty servicing.

News most likely to put a frown on Smilers' faces: Miley Cyrus postponing U.S. tour dates.
Was it a heart attack? nervous exhaustion? virulent stupidity? Will we ever get the truth?

Most successful attempt at providing (almost) instant gratification to fans: Jack White.
And who the hell is 'Jack White'? 

Most awkward boy-band beef: Joey Fatone dissing the Backstreet Boys.
You could probably count on the fingers of one hand all the rock group reunion tours that were NOT prompted by the need for more money.

Saddest reality-show revelation: Lindsay Lohan says she had a miscarriage.
And the world needs another little LiLo because....?

Most anticlimactic White House petition response: "No Comment" on Justin Bieber.
It's not Canada's fault if you set the bar lower than we do for these types...

Most heartbreaking quote of wisdom: Julia Roberts.
Someone once said that we don't begin to grow up until we've lost both parents, and I think that same process applies to losing one's siblings or children. We become much more keenly aware of the harshness of reality and the brevity of our existence.