Margaret's latest column from the Globe and Mail

Dear Margaret: (You Sweet Thing, You!)

Why is it called 'menopause' if it's a women's problem?

And relax - you really wouldn't enjoy having triplets anyway. Neither would I. And a couple of decades later, they won't call you, except for two things: to find out if you're dead yet, or to ask for a loan. And did I mention the population explosion? There's too damned many runny-nosed little rugrats already. I want to watch Star Trek, not Sesame Street. But I do like Oscar The Grouch.

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