Fruit of the Loom... are they confused?

Let's review: First of all, The Lone Ranger wouldn't be caught dead in white cowboy boots - and technically, they're called 'western boots'.....

Secondly, that Naked Cowboy is wearing what the Brits call 'Y-fronts' not the boxer briefs he is supposed to be plugging. Those 'Y-fronts' are deadly, because they're like a small rural village - no ballroom! And they creep up.

These are Fruit of the Loom Boxer Briefs. Boxer briefs are more comfortable, they don't creep like Y-fronts, and they avoid 'wardrobe malfunctions'. That Naked Cowboy really ought to get some, hopefully before he gets arrested for indecent exposure.