Like watching a train wreck...

Reading this story in today's USA Today is a lot like watching a train wreck as it is happening. You know it isn't going to end well, you hope no lives are lost, and there isn't a damned thing you can do to stop any of it.

There's a whole lot more to this guy than just a pretty face. In spite of his ex-wife's excuses for his lapses of memory or good judgement, he's not nearly as stupid as he seems.