B-O-R-I-N-G !

The news media are convinced this is titillating and newsworthy. On the other hand, some of us think it's just tawdry and tiresome. I don't care if Sterling can get it up or not because of prostate cancer. Prostate cancer isn't terminal if you get the right treatment soon enough, but it's true your sex life is over,
because there's not enough remaining of the essential components. Therefore,
it really doesn't matter if Vanessa can suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose or not - it's a purely hypothetical situation, because nothing's going to happen. And the fact that Sterling seems to be 40% mouth and 60% arsehole isn't really an earth-shaking revelation. Too many of our generation
can qualify in that category, and it's certainly nothing to be proud of. Let's move on to some real news, shall we? Please?