LiLo and Lawsuit...Question Everything

Question Everything:

What are they teaching kids in Rehab these days? I haven't been in Rehab for
44 years now, and obviously everything's very different these days. Apparently, it's a lot like a seagull's digestive system; something appetizing goes in at one end, and something like corrosive paint remover comes out at the other end. And the definition of multitasking is a seagull flying by, looking for lunch, and simultaneously crapping on the world below. Got the picture?

Update:

Yesterday was the little darling's 28th birthday, and in Hollywood, this is apparently how you and your agent celebrate that, whether you ought or not.