The question is.....

I'll bite - What the hell is the Multitudinous Melissa wearing? Is it possibly Clive Christian No. 1?....Caron Poivre?....Jean Patou Joy?....Eau d'Hadrien?....Shalini?
Chanel No. 5?.... or just part of a BigTop Tent? I have trouble trying to decide, because I keep wondering how someone with too many chins would look with a set of navigation lights strategically located on that ample caboose for collision avoidance with surrounding gridlock....