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How does this help me, knowing Apple and Google top the list, when I'm practically dying of thirst, and all I really want is tall cold Coca Cola Classic?
I love 'spin-doctors' because unspinning them makes a great hobby. And now, please excuse me, while I go to the supermarket for that Coca Cola Classic.
I really am thirsty, and I don't think sucking on an iPhone would satisfy me.