Friday, September 27, 2013

The U.N. presents the news of 25 years ago...


They aren't as keenly aware of recent events as you or I, because it's taking most of them a while to get comfortable appearing in public wearing shoes, and without a bone through their noses and a feather-adorned spear in one hand...

And we're getting large doses of 'The Mushroom Philosophy' ('Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em horseshit!') because, as the old Turkish proverb goes, "He who tells the truth is chased out of nine villages."

Global warming is a natural consequence of having too many flatulent polluting not-always-housebroken humans on the planet. Old news. No new solutions in yet...but stay tuned, please.

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