Let's play 'Connect The Dots' for a moment...

First, the schools are being turned into prisons....

What psychological effect is this having on the impressionable young minds who attend these minimum-security detention centers?

Next, there's obvious problems with health care, aside from the fact that Big Bad Bill can't seem to keep his mouth shut for very long...(Get a haircut, Bill!)

Some of the problems are, as that nitwit from the NRA pointed out recently, there's too many crazies out there running loose with loaded weapons. But also it's too expensive, and doesn't cover many of those who really need it...

And speaking of guns.....

Camouflage on a firearm? On the brim of an international-orange hat? While wearing a flame-red vest so you don't get shot yourself by another keen-eyed hunter? You guys are all crazy! A moose doesn't give a shit whether or not you look ridiculous and too highly visible in that Hollywood Hunter getup. A moose detects you by your smell, movement, and the noise you make crashing through the underbrush. And it usually knows when you're there, because that's its home and it's quite familiar with what's supposed to be in it. The same goes for those other critters out there. But don't let me ruin a good marketing campaign.
Just know that me and the animals all think you're nuts. And most of you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a shovel full of buckshot from a stone's throw away.  And the most endangered species out there in hunting season is YOU because you nitwits shoot at sounds even when you can't see what's making that sound. And you think that's smart. Until you get shot. So this year, why not stay home and watch it on the Outdoor Life Channel? It's a hell of a lot safer, and you don't have to skin or pack home anything. You can relax with a tall cold one and watch the other guys getting shot for a change.