File under 'No-brainer'

Caveman Ug:
"Did you see that female with the Mastadon bikini...?"

Caveman Mug:
"Babes with an arse that big should look at themselves in a quiet pond..."

Caveman Ug:
"...And then jump into the deep end!"

Caveman Mug:
"Less is definitely more... We should start something called the fashion industry."

Caveman Ug:
"Or better yet, a weight-loss franchise. Whatever happened to Vic Tanny?"

Caveman Mug:
"He changed his name to Richard Simmons, I think..."