Dear Google: (You dumb-asses!)

International Women's Day is Saturday, March 8, 2014.

Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, March 9, 2014.

Cosmos returns to TV on Fox at 9:00 PM Sunday, March 9, 2014.

Google goes shopping for a 'Made in the U.S.A.' Calendar March 10, 2014.

Any Questions?