In USA Today...

This article reads like the plot for a bad novel, and what the hell is Lawrence of Arabia on his camel doing in the background? What's that got to do with busting bad guys' websites? Or are you guys still fixated on Osama Bin Missing? I saw the ending; he's dead now. You can come out from under your beds...

And for all the smart-asses among us, here's the monitor background version of this for you to play with - and you will, I know. Just download a copy, size it for your own resolution (or your neighbor's!) and put it in your Themes folder, (or theirs), and surprise everybody. And remember: you're never too old for your second childhood. Especially if you haven't left the first one yet! So have fun.