"Baby, it's cold outside!"

"Why?" you ask. Simple, really - it's just God's way of telling us to smarten up, and to remind us that nothing's forever. In spite of what you've been told by Wall Street and Madison Avenue and Old Man Walton and Bill Gates, and all those other self-centered smooth-talking charmers who believe that bullshit really does baffle brains. It doesn't. We have proof. Look at the pictures.... and then all together on the chorus of 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town'..... it won't help, but it might make you feel better. Or maybe we ought to be singing something from 'Flying Down To Rio' (1933) like 'The Carioca' - Fred & Ginger's first big break... Or maybe....

The fact is, 'Hell' isn't some mythical imaginary place....it's just a matter of time and evolution and our everlasting stupidity. If you stick around here long enough, your ass is going to turn to cinders, mark my words!