Saturday, October 5, 2013

Uncle Sam, Listen Up!


Do you realize how absolutely ridiculous America looks to the rest of the world right now? You're constantly throwing it in our faces that you're the World's Number One Superpower, and here you are practically cutting each other's throats while re-fighting an election and a law that has already been passed,
and in the process, shutting down your whole government and putting all its business on hold while a few hundred idiots play 'winner-take-all' with the future of the country and its reputation. 

And speaking of your reputation, right now, it's spelled 's-h-i-t' everywhere from here to Bunga Bunga. Is that really what you wanted? Did you think about it for even 30 seconds before you let this madness get going? How can you possibly rule the world if you can't even keep the federal toilets flushing and supplied with toilet paper? 

And if the Republicans collectively had three more I.Q. Points, they could qualify as mentally handicapped idiots and receive assistance, except the government is closed for a Stupidity Break at the moment. How can Republicans possibly claim to have the smarts to run the government when the whole world still vividly remembers 'Dubya', spelled with a 'D' as in Dumb-ass? 

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