"Pass the salt - I need a grain or two here..."

"I was raped at gunpoint..." she says. Not by me! I wouldn't do it to you Honey with somebody else's equipment. The very thought scares the shit out of me! I prefer guys with short curly hair, and not nearly so much mouth... or arsehole!

The ingenuity of some publicity seekers is absolutely boundless, especially when fading fast in the rear view mirror. Go spend your millions and quit trying to bullshit the troops. It's hard enough already trying to avoid stepping in it.