Once again, I'm more popular outside Canada than in it. I wish I'd known this a lot sooner - I could have moved where I might be better liked, instead of paying all those taxes for over six decades to a bunch of ingrates who couldn't care less. But like my favorite motorcycle mechanic asked me, "Who promised you life would be fair, Ray?" And I had to reply, "Nobody, Jim - nobody, but I wish." And he said, "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride." I still miss Jim.
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